It's been a long couple of days - I was in charge of organizing and carrying out the itinerary for a couple of our New York office visitors. At nearly every turn, something went wrong - the projector wouldn't work, I blew out the motherboard on my two-week-old laptop by plugging the ethernet cord into a digital phone jack (since when are those jacks the same size??), a program we were demoing as part of the visit wouldn't work as well on my Mac laptop that we used as a replacement, the woman who normally helps set up all these things had to go home sick yesterday, etc...it just started being funny, and I had to laugh. "But of COURSE that broke!!" I started saying. But I digress. I'd met one of the NYC-ers before and had been up there myself, so I knew there were cultural differences. Not just between NYC and Bham, but between the Time Inc Interactive offices and SPC. A few choices moments:
Upon arrival at SPC:
New Yorker #1: Where could I get some coffee?
Me: Well, there's some regular coffee in our break room right there - and a fancy coffee machine downstairs - and Starbucks in the cafeteria.
NYC #1: Starbucks drip?
Me: Um, yes?
NYC #1: What about espresso?
Me: No.
NYC #1: No espresso in the whole building?
Me: No...there's something like it in the fancy machine...but that's not really what it is.
NYC #1: Ohh...[shuffles off to get regular coffee with amazed look on face]
In the cafeteria:
New Yorker #2:[Holds up Mr. Pibb Zero bottle] What's this?
Me: Um, I think it's Diet Mr. Pibb - you know, like how they call Diet Sprite "Sprite Zero" now.
New Yorker #2: [blank stare]
Cashier: [yells from across the room] It's like Dr. Pepper - it's the Coke product.
Me: Ohhhh...I didn't even realize that's what you were asking!
At lunch:
New Yorker #1: So um, this is going to sound kind of ignorant...
Me: That's ok. We get that a lot.
New Yorker #1: Ok - um, you know the movie Forrest Gump? Where could I see a house like that? You know, big and white? And a pond?
Me: Well, you'd have to go to South Alabama. About 2 hrs from here. But we do have a pond on campus, just down the hill...
New Yorker #1: [looks sad] Ohh.
Anyway, good times with that - glad the two days of craziness are over, though!